We'll be safe & sound
I’m going through my likes and blushing

It’s all just Ichiishi and Migulio stuff and I’m just all red-faced ‘cause

Wow, I ship these guys bad, huh?’

And I’m such a fucking dork it makes me smile a little awkwardly but happily all the same :}

I just blushed reading an M-rated fic

I don’t know how to feel that never happens

yourdailydoseofjoy:

( ´ ▽ ` ) Good afternoon, everyone! ( ´ ▽ ` )

The date is June 17, 2013 on a Monday

Don’t dread the coming of a new week! See it as a fresh start, and do your best to make it a good one!

( ´ ▽ ` ) Have a wonderful afternoon! ( ´ ▽ ` )

theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

I’m american I say fortnight what

recorrupted:


vegasmo:
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

recorrupted:

vegasmo:

The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT PROSPIT VS. DERSE
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:



this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal:

anyankaleigh:

baddiebey:

image

this is like my fave joke

okay that shit was good.

guymontagburning:

She’s really proud of herself. She rolled this out and then sat on it, admiring it, for a really long time.

pizza:

sugars-drop:

stolenpandorica:

elisetheawesome:

kyoukokiriqiri:

why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”

or ”the crimson horror”

are u guys okay

a “chili sauce river” 

vagina volcano

everythingcanadian:

mitunas-choice-rump:

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to  2017 than 2007 

image

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS
TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

toonjester5:

cutemonster09:

hypnolizard:

Me on my way to steal your girlfriend.

YOU CAN HAVE HER

jeSUS

TAKE WHATEVER YOU WANT MAN

nadirpoint:

mcmillianfurlow:

Permanent marker installations by Heike Weber.

wow.

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event